Oh Britney Britney

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First item: Britney has huge deformed toes.

No further commentary is necessary. I believe the picture speaks for itself. The full picture, if you're wondering, is available here.

I get lost in your eyes..... Hit me baby one more time I get lost in your eyes.... Hit me baby one more time


Second item: Britney bears a striking resemblance to Debbie Gibson.

I first noticed this when we first saw her video. Hopefully you know who Debbie is (ahem: talented teen solo artist popular in the 80s), but if you don't, I suppose we won't hold it against you.


Final item: Britney bears a striking resemblance to Liza Minnelli.

Wilkommen, bienvenue, welcome.... Will you be a decadent alcoholic songstress in ten years, Britney, living forever in your past successes? I think so!